As of today, I become the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

So there.

We’re here, we’re rich…

...get used to it, bitch!

Public relations, Fishersville-style!

What’s the best way to catch a toddler falling from a 10th story window?

I’m gonna go with: before it hits the ground.

Oh, yeah. Sure we recognize you. It’s just you looked a lot smaller when we saw you on TV.

U.S. Recognizes Rebels in Libya

Via Memeorandum.

Good Fatherhood

It isn’t all baseballs and implied violence.

"…if the nation is becoming addicted to hysteria porn, its centerfold is Sarah Palin."

Quote of the day.

UPDATE -



Aw, man, why do they hafta fold these right down the middle? Always leaves a crease.

Elliot has a question…

...I was unable to answer.

Unless it’s “have a president with an ‘R’ after his/her name.” President Obama did change that one, although he seems hell-bent on changing it back as soon as possible.