Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Megan Fox faked not faking her fake facial expressions? Or she faked the expressions to prove her fake face isn’t fake?

Is it fakery? Or faked fakery?

Last week, in an effort to dispel tabloid rumors that she'd become addicted to the facial injectable Botox, 'Transformers' actress Megan Fox shared a series of photos on her Facebook page under the rather forceful title: "THINGS YOU CAN'T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX."

Though Fox was widely praised for posting the pics, (which show her in an array of wrinkly scowls and frowns), and for "standing up for herself"...it turns out her heroic internet defense may have been a weirdly elaborate lie.

In an article posted yesterday in the OC Register, more than half a dozen cosmetic surgeons from around the country questioned the authenticity of the photos.




So she fakes her face with the botox, then fakes pictures of her fake face to make it look like it’s not fake?

I’ll admit, the picture above looks like she pushed her forehead up with a finger and then photoshopped the finger out. Or something like that. The problem with that hypothesis being: if she was smart enough to do that, she’d be smart enough to know not to do it.

Or, I guess, she could just ask some geek to do it for her. Bingo. Money.

Not that I give a damn. I’m a big fan of the natural look in women, and if they need a little more makeup or maybe some botox to achieve that natural look, hey, it’s okay with me.

Still, though: feh. I’m just looking for an excuse to post a fun bit about Megan Fox. It’s been a while.

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