Sunday, July 10, 2011

In Single Girl's News today:

Baltimore Ravens QB Joe Flacco is officially off the market:

Flacco married his longtime girlfriend, Dana Grady, in Philadelphia, according to the quarterback's father. The wedding also took place in the same church where Flacco's parents tied the knot.


Normally I wouldn't take much note, but this photo got my attention:



Explanation:

Joe Flacco makes his wife play center in a wedding photo

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco(notes) gets to hang out under center and tell other people what to do, and the bride gets stuck at center? Seems like she should at least be at a skill position.


What, somebody else's wife is going to play center? Perhaps the writer is unfamiliar with the American game of football, so let me assure him: if the team is co-ed, and a girl's playing center, it really ought to be the quarterback's wife.

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