It may be hot as hell in southeastern Wisconsin this week

But at least it's really, really humid.  That's not sweat dripping off me, it's condensation.  Where is Al Gore when we need him?

By the way, you know that 'dew point' you hear people talking about sometimes?  That's not a real thing.  It's something somebody made up to try and sound smart, like 'infield fly rule', 'red hat Linux', or 'Instalanche'.

Now please excuse me, I have to go move my car before the tires melt.