So what’s the next stop for Spitzer? “Dancing With the Stars?” Or some Kardashian-like reality TV show?

“The subterranean demographic just never watched,” a CNN executive explained. “We needed those viewers. Even a few eyeless fish would have helped.”

Full disclosure: I made the preceding quotes up. You may have figured that out.

The story:

CNN Cancels ‘In the Arena’ With Eliot Spitzer

I never watched it, so it’s probably my fault. Sorry.