Who was that said we should only use one square of toilet paper at a time? Sheryl Crow?

Well she appears to have landed a job in the New York City bureaucracy:

Hey buddy, can you spare a square?

The city is so hard up for cash that it’s rationing toilet paper in women’s public restrooms — to the point where bathroom attendants are doling out a few measly squares per patron — along the world-famous Coney Island boardwalk.

The Post witnessed stone-faced Parks Department employees leave toilet-paper dispensers empty last week and instead force astonished female beachgoers to form “ration lines” in the bathrooms.

And it’s single-ply paper, too. Somewhere, Elaine Benes is complaining incessantly to anyone nearby.