Sunday, July 31, 2011

So now that there's a debt ceiling deal, can we finally start being bored to tears by a brand new issue?

There's a deal!

Ending a perilous stalemate, President Barack Obama announced agreement Sunday night with Republican congressional leaders on a compromise to avoid the nation's first-ever financial default. The deal would cut more than $2 trillion from federal spending over a decade.


Greg Sargent says it's a big win for Republicans:

GOP on verge of huge, unprecedented political victory

Anything can happen, but it apppears the GOP is on the verge of pulling off a political victory that may be unprecedented in American history. Republicans may succeed in using the threat of a potential outcome that they themselves acknowledged would lead to national catastrophe as leverage to extract enormous concessions from Democrats, without giving up anything of any significance in return.


Hooray! Now maybe we can see something different at the top of Memeorandum for a change! Y'know, after a few days of parsing and recriminating and speculating on who won or who lost or who's just being a sore loser or really ought to get on board and stop whining that everything isn't perfect.

Me, I'm not even going to bother figuring out what was in the "deal." These things always seem to turn out a lot worse than we thought a month after they happen. More at Memeorandum.

UPDATE - Krugman hates it, so it must be good. The New York Times hates it, too. Doubleplusgood!

I reiterate what I wrote earlier: we don't really know what's in this thing. Plus, all the people noting that promised future spending cuts aren't actually spending cuts at all are absolutely right. We're giving something up front for a promise of something later.

But, again, gotta wait and see.

This Week in Automotivators, July 25-31

Following a week's hiatus, This Week in Automotivators makes its triumphant return! Just click on the link under each picture if you aren't sure what the hell I'm talking about.

First, and most importantly:



The debt ceiling thingie kinda paled in comparison. Which of course leads us to:



Onward:



Link: Da Tech Guy. Picture by Fred Muram.



Link: TrogloPundit.



Link: Instapundit.



Link: The Sundries Shack.



Link: Lonely Conservative.



Link: The Blogprof.

Previously:





Saturday, July 30, 2011

Over at Right Wing News today, I overthink this picture:

Or underthink it. There's a lot more metaphors in there, I think:



Read the whole thing.

I guess she'd rathered kiss a Wookiee

Harrison Ford confronts Chewbacca:



See? The stock market isn't doing that bad!

It's all part of the plan:

President Barack Obama takes debt battle to Twitter, loses more than 40,000 followers in one day


That's a little more than 4% 0.4%. In a single day. See? The Dow Jones looks way better by comparison!

More at Hot Air, Malkin, and Legal Insurrection.

UPDATE - I missed a decimal point or something, so my original calculation was wrong. Thanks to Tregonsee for pointing that out.

A four-tenths-of-a-point fall doesn't actually make the Dow Jones look all that good by comparison, but then, maybe that's just the Obama Administration's usual competence showing through. They tried to make the Dow Jones look good, but didn't quite get there.

Wow, the resemblance is uncanny.

I have been shamefully lazy about congratulating m’man Smitty on his new evil minion, Little Smitty, who bears a striking resemblance to dear old Dad:



Seriously, put your hand over the pictures so you can only see them from the eyebrows up. It’s uncanny.

I have been equally shamefully lazy about congratulating Grandpa Steve on his newest evil minion, Grandbaby #6 (so far, Grandpa Steve is well ahead of the rest of us on the evil minion scale). troglopundit.wordpress.com/2011/07/22/congratulations-to-the-trog-and-mr-pterodactyl/

The resemblance here, though, isn’t quite as easy to see:



Unless you cover the entire picture with your hand, at which point the resemblance is again uncanny.

Friday, July 29, 2011

The Adult Diaper Astronaut was still serving as a Naval officer?

Whaddayagotta do to get kicked out of that organization?

ORLANDO, Florida (AP) — A former astronaut banished from NASA after she confronted a romantic rival in a bizarre episode is being expelled from the Navy, officials said Thursday.

Capt. Lisa Nowak will retire with an "other than honorable" discharge and her pay grade will be knocked down one rank, Assistant Secretary of Navy Juan Garcia said in a statement.


You remember her: the nutjob who drove cross-country to kidnap her lover’s girlfriend? That was in February of 2007 - over four years ago. She got kicked out of the astronaut corps, at least, and pleaded the charges against her down to a year’s probation, but was still serving as a Navy Captain until now.

I wonder what it was like to work with her? Did people have to bite back Depends jokes at office birthday parties? Avoid discussing vacation plans that involved long drives?

More importantly, was her duty station one where your peers give you a call sign, and if so...